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Paperback edition of Bennett's bestselling book, which includes 2 short stories, "The Shielding Of Mrs Forbes" and "The Greening Of Mrs Donaldson". Bennett's previous book "The Uncommon Reader" sold half a million copies, and the hardback edition of "Smut" sold 100,000 copies. 'Amusingly peculiar... tender and comic... joyous anarchism... It is good, old-fashioned British humour with the lightest of subversive twists' Arifa Akbar, "Independent"
Synopsis
Mrs Donaldson is a conventional middle-class woman beached on the shores of widowhood after a marriage that had been much like many others: happy to begin with, then satisfactory and finally dull. But when she decides to take in two lodgers, her mundane life becomes much more stimulating.
Book Details
Publisher:
PROFILE BOOKS
Publication Date:
01-Mar-2012
ISBN:
9781846685262
Observer review
Smut: Two Unseemly Stories by Alan Bennett review
JS Tennant the observer Sun 18 March 2012
Alan Bennett recently attributed the sexual content of this book to the urge to "outflank" his fans in case of being considered overly "cosy". Being branded a national treasure must be a cumbersome cross to bear, but Bennett doesn't exactly defy expectations here. The central characters in these comedies of ill manners are two of Bennett's stock-in-trade older ladies: they take tea and attempt to keep up appearances in the emotional wastes of a suburbia where curtains twitch and desires go, for the most part, unfulfilled.
In the first story, "The Greening of Mrs Donaldson", the eponymous heroine gains a new lease of life on the death of her very average husband. Defying her "joyless" daughter Gwen, Mrs Donaldson starts mounting minor insurrections against respectability the first of which is participating in medical training scenarios at her local hospital. She is glad of the extra money and the chance not to be herself, and discovers an aptitude for feigning duodenal ulcers. But her new routine is upset when she takes in a couple of student lodgers who have some creative ideas about ways to pay the rent: Mrs Donaldson finds she can engage in role-playing without leaving the house, and likes it.
"The Shielding of Mrs Forbes", the second story, plays out like some kind of bleak Carry On Little England. Prim Forbes is displeased that her banker son Graham marries beneath him; he is shallow and vain and, although gay, finds sex with his new wife surprisingly liberating. When a blackmailing rent boy threatens to expose his double life, Graham turns to the police, only to discover his blackmailer is in fact the gay liaison officer. Everyone hops in and out of everyone else's bed, and secrets turn out not to be. As in the previous story, there is a lack of real communication between characters, and sex is only ever a tool to be used in the most perfunctory way.
Unsurprisingly, the tone of the comedy is pitch-perfect Bennettian and the writing is incredibly sharp, but the antiquated register and backdrop jar at times. The smut itself is unlikely to shock the disturbing element to these stories is reminiscent of Auden's "Miss Gee", with a vision every bit as dark and buttoned-up.