About this book
From Land's End to John O'Groats, this Sceptred Isle is riddled with what are laughably referred to as 'attractions'. Rubbish tourism is a proud British tradition. From model villages to a museum dedicated to pencils, this is a quintessential collection of places that will ruin a perfectly good bank holiday.
The quintessential guide to why you should have just stayed at home and watched the telly.