About this book
A collection of wise and wacky words of advice from the author of "Why Eating Bogeys Is Good For You".
A collection of wise and wacky words of advice. It presents such gems of wisdom as: You can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesn't work, then just get odd.
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